hangoverpart3:

Tomorrow, witness the epic finale you never saw coming. Get your tickets to The Hangover Part III: http://hangoverpart3.com 

bmoburns:

oomshi:

soup that tastes great is souper

may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not

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Guys I talked to God and he said that the bible is wrong, he is a very big supporter of gay marriage.
Also fetus’ are not people and abortion is not murder.

theyellowbrickroad:

money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars

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meladoodle:

blood is thicker than water, but do you wanna know what’s even thicker than blood? mozzarella cheese. really makes you think.

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asapkingsofparis:

Asap Rocky

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caitlynsfeels:

theanti90smovement:

i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal 

basically the young adult section of any bookstore 

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musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

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romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

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leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

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The movie guy came through with Fast & Furious 6.

Awh yaaaas.

did-you-kno:

Source

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wheelcher:

yes i do graffiti 

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